Introducing Jeff Metzler
And now I bring you Jeff Metzler. I really want to call him Jeffrey (assuming that’s the correct spelling), but I don’t know how he’d feel about that. He starred in “The Big Gay Musical” as David, a young actor who has chosen to give up in having relationships and resorted to sleeping around. Unfortunately David plays the role of Cain (as in Cain and Abel), who is easily swayed by his mother, a very jealous Eve, into homophobia. He aids his mother in spreading hatred towards homosexuality with the “Breeders’ Informational Book of Living Examples” also known as the “BIBLE.” But enough about David, let’s continue to talk about Jeff.
Unfortunately I know an incredibly small amount about Jeff. He doesn’t even have a bio on The Big Gay Musical’s cast page. What I do know about him is from his newest musical “Priscilla Queen of the Desert.” His resume includes “Mary Poppins,” “The Radio City Christmas Spectacular,” “Fosse,” and “42nd Street.” I plan on seeing “Priscilla: Queen of the Desert” when it opens February 28, 2011. My Spring break plans are being made this very second 😉 . So when you know very little about a hot man and only have a movie that showcases that hot man’s beauty throughout the film, there is only one thing you can do. Take screenshots. Maybe in the future I’ll be able to do an interview with Jeff, but in the mean time, feast your eyes on Jeff Metzler (Click the images to enlarge):